Casino’s 'Offensive Breasts' Ruling Still Funny

by Bodog Beat News Ticker  |  December 27th, 2007

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What has the world come to when giant boobs are cause for discrimination? (Bodog Beat Image)

 

One of The Beat's more popular casino posts had to do with the unfortunate case of Helen Simpson, 33, who was kicked out of a Casino for her extreme cleavage.

It was last September that Simpson was vacationing with some friends in Christchurch, New Zealand when the incident happened. They went out for a night of drinking and merriment which eventually lead them to the local casino.

It was there that, while playing roulette, Simpson was asked by a female staff member to cover up her gigantic boobs.

"She said I was wearing too low a top, which people found offensive," Simpson said in a statement to www.press.co.nz.

Simpson borrowed a jacket from a friend but it was too late, the giant ta-ta damage had been done.

"I was highly embarrassed – humiliated, absolutely humiliated. I feel like I've been discriminated against for having big breasts."

Simpson wrote in a letter of complaint to the booby-hating casino, "Being well-endowed in the upper region is something I did not choose in life and something I'm certainly not proud of."

Since the incident Simpson's story has gone international since nothing sells papers quite like a headline like, "Woman Disciminated Against for Giant Breasts".

Recently Stuff.co.nz caught up with Simpson who spoke about her brief stint of fame following the media whirlwind.

Simpson said she had received a short letter of apology from the casino that stated that it would be reviewing its boob-hating dress code.

"I still feel a bit humiliated by how they treated me that night," she said.

"But in the end it made for a weird holiday story — a bit different to the usual sightseeing stuff."

What a sad day when a woman is made to feel ashamed of her gigantic mega-boobs. Well we just hope the Christchurch casino is happy. It's jerks like them that have led to the atrocious butchery known as breast reduction surgery.

In honor of this plight that so many women face we would like to end this post with a tribute to large breasts. You're welcome.

 

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