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If more casinos had games like The Octomom slot machine then maybe slots will finally become hip enough to draw all the cool cats over from the poker tables. (AP Images)

If you've ever been to Las Vegas then you've seen the endless varieties of slot machines. From penny slots to $5 dollar slots, casinos have spared no expense in making sure you've got plenty of slots to choose from.

I'll admit to getting sucked in by their flashing lights and bright colors, but I've yet to come across a really cool slot machine. You know what I mean? I'm talking about the "Courtney Love" slot machine – line up three heroin-filled syringes and in addition to winning a sweet jackpot, Kurt Cobain belts out a heart warming rendition of "Lithium."

No? Well, the Bodog Casino articles section lists several other "Slot Machines We Wish They'd Make" and they're pretty good. There's the "Octomom Slot Machine," where the idea is to line up three swollen bellies and then as you're being out Octomom herself screams out, "Now I have money for more babies!"

Or the "NFL Criminals Slot Machine" is another slot machine we wish they'd make. Line up three Michael Vicks and you have to endure a good two minutes of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" while you're collecting your coins.

It's a good read. Check out "Slot Machines We Wish They'd Make" before heading over to the Bodog Casino.