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Bar Refaeli has hit the bikini jackpot with the decision to put her image on the cover of the 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Beautiful, but hardly a daring choice for a publisher that needs to consider drastic measures to boost circulation in the Internet age. It wouldn’t get any more drastic than these 10 eye-catching alternatives.

Sarah Palin: Guaranteed top-seller of all-time.

Oprah Winfrey: A-Rod could do her magazine in a crossover.

Susan Boyle: Even more proof that Britain’s Got Talent.

Kate Gosselin: Remember when TLC was educational?

Paris Hilton: She needs the publicity.

Suzy Kolber: Joe Namath will be first in line to buy one.

Carrie Prejean: It’s either this or Fox News for the former Miss California USA.

Jenna Jameson: The next logical step from body painting.

Lady Gaga: Because cocaine chic is marketable again.

Tony Siragusa: There’s another reason why they call him The Goose.

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