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Looks like it will be beans and rice for the unfortunate Heather Mills. (AP Images)

It's a tough market for gold diggers these days — when payouts average a measly $48.6 million.

Let's say you just gold-dug $48.6 million. What would be the first thing you would do? We at The Beat would probably chow down on lobsters and Guinness until we look like the gluttony guy from Seven.

However, Heather Mills doesn't see the lobster/Guinness silver-lining. With her $48.6-million-dollar payout, Mills is wondering how she will make ends meet, and has hired a forensic accountant to dig through Paul McCartney's assets to see if there's more she can get her stanky paws on.

The Daily Mail reports: "Heather's thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible. "Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again."