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Abercrombie & Fitch wonderboy Albert Reed was eliminated on "Dancing with the Stars." (Courtesy ABC)

It's the job of your affable Beat writer to vigilantly watch reality television and then offer insightful reports to you, dear viewer. However, "Dancing with the Stars" is a show that is painful with a capital P.

This week, boring model Albert Reed became the second of the show's two boring models to be voted off ABC's "Dancing with the Stars." The other model voted off was boring Josie Maran.

Reed and his dancing partner Anna Trebunskaya's boring quick step just wasn't enough to keep them in the competition.

"I'm a little stunned, but we did the best we could," Reed, who dedicated his Monday performance to his late grandfather, said after hearing the news. "That's all you can ask for."

Missing from the floor on elimination night was Jane Seymour, who flew back to England to be with her family after finding out that her 92-year-old mother had passed away.

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