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Andy Dick likes to pee on himself. (AP Images)

Word on the street (the "word" being TMZ) is that Andy Dick pisses his pants. Are you wearing your surprised face? Good.

TMZ reports: "The arrest report for Andy Dick's chicken joint fiasco is soaked with these pathetic details: '… Dick was escorted back to the holding area … At one point I noticed Dick sat up from the floor and his pants were soaked from the waist area to the ankles. Dick has just urinated on himself.'

'I asked Dick why he didn't tell me he had to used the restroom again, Dick stated that he did not want to knock on the window like a caged animal.'"

Apparently, this wasn't the only urine-related episode during Dick's July arrest. Dick was spending an A-list night out at Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, California (a town famous for being near that other town that hosts the balloon festival), when he decided he had to take a wizz. Patrons called police when they witnessed Dick standing in the Buffalo Wild Wings. I for one, know what Andy is going through. He must have ordered the suicide wings. They're fucking spicy. I piss ON them to cool them down.