Bodog Beat

Anne Heche was pretty funny on David Letterman recently, bashing her ex Coley Laffoon for wanting to coach soccer and for not having a job (which was pretty funny). Heche went on National TV and totally decimated her ex (and father of her son, Homer) who collects $3,700 per month in spousal support. The preconceived notion of Heche is that she is certifiably nuts, since her breakdown a few years ago when she wound up talking about aliens in someone's living room – but hey, that could happen to anyone. Turns out, Anne Heche is pretty fucking funny.

When Letterman asked Anne about Laffoon, she rolled her eyes, telling Letterman she was annoyed at her "lazy ass" ex and his new aspirations to coach kids' soccer. She also wondered aloud why, even though they're divorced, he'd still want to see her.

"I don't want to see him run around in his little white shorts. I divorced him! I don't want to see him on Saturdays," she said.

Heche went on to explain what he does for a living as this:

"He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!'"

Laffoon saw the interview and told Us magazine, "After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television."