Audrina Patridge is Richer Than You

by Elizabeth Fairview | September 30th, 2009

Audrina Patridge makes a lot of money for doing next to nothing. (Carl's Jr. Images)

If you want to be really, really angry today – let me help you. Audrina Patridge – yes, the one who looks like her brain is filled with rocks, makes $100K per episode on that terrible show, The Hills.

Celebslam articulates how we all feel about this travesty perfectly: "Audrina Patridge, master of the blank stare and phrase 'um,' is making $2 million this year. I will now roll my college degree up and beat myself to death with it. I think that's really the only proper response here."

Apparently, Audrina has a stalker out of the deal too. A judge case just said the evidence was "quite disturbing" and granted a 3-year restraining order against her alleged stalker, Zachory Loring. Loring apparently wrote creepy poetry and drew freaky pictures that scared poor Audrina.

Basically, Audrina has it all: cheeseburgers (pictured above), a spread in Maxim, a reality show, plastic surgery (allegedly), a lot of money and a stalker. How come she gets everything? Want to get revenge? Make your own money by betting on reality TV. That will show her. Don't have an account? Join Bodog now.