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This week, DeAnna's self-righteous heart broke again and again, leading to the most dramatic barbecue breakdown ever! (ABC Images)

On the latest episode of the Bachelorette, there was jealousy, hissy fits, racecar driving, broken hearts and a barbecue gone awry. The best part? There was also a threat of kicking Chris Harrison in the teeth. Finally!

Our resident hottie and bachelorette, DeAnna Pappas, whose heart breaks at least three times per episode, only succeeds in becoming more and more unlikable to us viewers at home. Let me count the ways:

She fake-smiles when a guy she's not interested in (see: Twilley) opens up to her. She's all crocodile tears at rose ceremonies. She's very obvious about her frontrunners (Graham, Jeremy and when the mood hits her, Jason), while the other guys sit on the sidelines to impotently fight for moments of her feigned attention. And, she is like the boy who cried wolf of broken hearts. Let's just say that if someone really breaks her heart, I'm not gonna buy it. Continue reading DeAnna's Relentlessly Broken Heart in Bodog Nation now.