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There are three things that affect property value: location, location, molestation. (AP Images)

Want to live in Santa Barbara? Want to have a Ferris wheel in your back yard? Want to sleep in the exact spot where many kids lost their childhood? Then you're in luck! Michael Jackson's famed Neverland ranch will be sold on March 19. When Neverland is auctioned, it will include all personal property inside, furniture, and "all merry go round type devices."

To up the ante, the Bodog Sportsbook is offering your Neverland foreclosure odds including: Will Jackson allow the Neverland Ranch to be auctioned off? How much will it go for?

If Jackson can come up with a mere $24,525,906.61 by the auction date, he'll be able to keep the ranch. That's a lot of shitty comeback albums!