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The incredible Britney Spears is teaching kids how to do the "fish move" and other things. (Courtesy The Viking@flickr.com)

Thankfully, Britney Spears is teaching young girls how to do the "fish move." Yes, most likely the same parents who sent their kids to Michael Jackson's slumber parties are now giving up their kids to the care of the recently "hospitalized" pop tart.

Surprisingly the only comments from parents to hit the media so far are actually glowing praise for Spears.

"It's just amazing to watch Britney with the kids," said Pam Bouganim, the mother of 5-year-old student Elissa, to People magazine. "Elissa won't stop dancing now, that's all she wants to do. Britney has really inspired her."

Spears' seems to be going through a less psychotic phase of her life under the watchful eye of her father. Her new routine involves more part-time work teaching children how to dance and fewer umbrella assaults.

While it's almost refreshing to hear that Spears isn't acting like a lunatic, part of us is still hoping to hear reports that Spears has shaved the entire class and taght them to bite the paparazzi.

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