Bodog Beat

Brooke White sings in front of a giant picture of Brooke White, naturally. (Courtesy Fox)

We at Bodog Beat have admitted in the past that we were never fans of American Idol contestant Brooke White. We couldn't quite put our finger on it… could it be her feigned, over-the-top enthusiasm? The way she would assure the audience "it was going to be OK" when she received harsh criticisms from judges? Her intolerance of rated-R movies? (Yeah, Brooke – Schindler's List was a bad movie for bad people.) We didn't know. We just knew she bugged the crap out of us.

Our friends over at TVGasm however, articulated the problem with Brooke to a tee.

"Brook stays positive and cool as a cucumber on the outside, but there's a huge vein that looks like it's gonna pop out of her forehead. During commercial break she will be backstage covering her face in lipstick and trying to pull her skin off while reciting lines from 'Wild at Heart' into the mirror."

Thank you TVGasm.So even though, not surprisingly, Brooke sobbed when she found out she was off the show, we at the Beat didn't feel bad at all. Then again, we're a bunch of dicks.

Who will take home the American Idol crown? Bodog's oddsmakers still have David Archuleta as the odds-on favorite. Place your bets!