Bodog Beat

Much ado has been made of Christian Bale's tantrum on the set of Terminator: Salvation – and even an awesome remix of Bale's verbale assault on the movie's director of photography has hit the Internets, courtesy of some D.J. named Revolucian.

However, no one does the childish celebrity outburst like Bill O'Reilly – a meltdown that was also remixed for our dancing pleasure. And now, some creative little couch potato has merged Bale's and O'Reilly's tirades into one epic, retarded fight.

Anyway, it's good to see Bale and O'Reilly get the public ridiculing they deserve. These lunatics who are getting away with verbally abusing people over faulty teleprompters and interrupted scenes should be given community service. Make these whiny bitches do a real job and hijack their bank accounts so they are forced to live on the crappy salaries the jobs pay. Then they'll understand true hardship. Bale could be a junior high school bus driver for a year, for example. Or O'Reilly could be a substitute teacher at a inner city high school. Now that would be justice.

A commenter on PerezHilton named "BritneySpearsCan'tSing" sums it up: "They don't deserve it. They make millions for acting. Not for enforcing law, not for saving lives, not for educating, not for feeding the homeless, not for doing good – they make millions for acting. Can someone explain that to me in a logical manner?"