Bodog Beat

He's pulled it off again, folks. (A&E TV Image)

We at Bodog Beat don't really believe in magic, but somehow the world's biggest tool, Criss Angel, keeps managing to score hot chicks. It's gotta be voodoo.

Now, word on the street (and by "street" we mean Perezhilton) is that Angel has bagged Hugh Hefner's babe, Holly Madison.

Man, he is the master of trickery.

"Look into my eyes. When I snap my fingers, you will no longer see the douchebag before you, but instead, a decent man who doesn't wear eyeliner."

Perez reports that Holly is very close to moving out of the Playboy mansion and into the world of illusion. A world that has her believing Criss Angel is a prize.