Bodog Beat

And they're pretty NSFW. (AP Images)

If you're in the public eye and have an enraged, crazy ex like Denise Richards, why oh why would you leave terrible, terrible voice recordings on her machine?

Charlie Sheen, evidently not the sharpest tool in the shed, did just that — and shocker — Richards released them to the media.

The recordings are so very, very bad and have been taken down, however our friends over at Perez Hilton transcribed them for us. And yes, in case you're wondering, Charlie drops the n-bomb.

"I guess I should just get used to the fact that you know, you fire off your nonsense and you're lawyer bullshit and your fucking emails and then you don't answer the phone, and you know, you don't have the fucking courage or the wherewithal to like confront me or deal with me or just be fucking honest. And the forthright and I guess I just gotta stop being disappointed by that because that's just who you are and what you do. And I guess once I accept that, I won't be frustrated by your chicken shit fucking behavior, so whatever. I'm just really fucking mad and you owe me a phone call. Okay. Cause again, if I did the same shit to you, you'd be fucking furious. Alright, so whatever."

Fifteen minutes later, Sheen called up his ex and said, "Yeah, I just got your other email and I am a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people, and this and that, and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you're a fucking liar. Okay. You're a fucking liar. So, you know what it's like, fuck you. Okay, I hope you rot in fucking hell. You're a piece of shit fucking liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell. So fuck you. I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking [c-word]. Fuck you. You're a coward and a liar and a fucking [n-bomb] all right, so fuck you."