Drunk Chyna Doll Rushed to Hospital
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| Chyna Doll still has issues. (FHM Images) |
Another Celebrity Rehab patient bites the dust. Just like the great fall of Celebrity Rehab graduate Jessica Sierra, Chyna Doll fell off the wagon in a big way too.
TMZ is reporting that Chyna, whose real name is Joan Marie Laurer, was rushed to the hospital yesterday for being super wasted. She was so intoxicated in fact, that she was unable to undergo a psych examination. Reportedly, paramedics were called to her home in Burbank early Saturday morning. Apparently Chyna was celebrating her birthday with friends and mixed her prescription meds with vats of booze.
The former professional wrestler was found passed out in the bathroom with cuts on her arms.
Chyna released the following statement to TMZ: "All I really want right now is a hamburger and fries right now."







Everybody needs to take a chill pill. CHYNA has just finished a movie and a video shoot (both releasing early 2009.)
She was prescribed new medication a couple of weeks ago and the combination of the new medicine and alcohol was not good. This was not a problem during the video shoot or the movie shoot just recently finished.
In her excitement to celebrate a great video shoot and her birthday which started at midnight Friday night she made an unfortunate decision forgetting about the warning regarding the new medicine. She blacked out and fell into the mirrored closet doors which broke and caused some minor cuts and bruises. Admittedly, when she fell it was scary and things looked worse than it was to us. She was released by the doctor’s, from the er room, without ever being admitted into the hospital.
As for her wanting her hamburger and fries, TMZ contacted her on her cell phone while she was waiting for her friends to get back from MOE’S with her avocado, mushroom, bacon and cheese burger(swiss since someone out there is wondering). None of us had eaten since dinner the night before and that was the only thing on anyone’s mind.
CHYNA IS OK! Just a little embarrassed. Look for CHYNA in Hybrid Culture Recording Artist “LOVECHILD’s” new video releasing early ‘09.” 1LOVECHILD.com MySpace.com/Lovechild.