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Halle Berry is relatively hot. (Esquire Image)

Esquire magazine named Halle Berry the Sexiest Woman Alive for their November issue. Because really, who else could look this hot just six months after squeezing out a kid?

In her acceptance speech, Halle said, "I know damned well I'm sexier now than I used to be. … Sexy is not about wearing sexy clothes or shaking your booty until you damn near get hip dysplasia; it's about knowing that sexiness is a state of mind — a comfortable state of being. It's about loving yourself even in your most unlovable moments."

Halle also talks about orgasms, of course – and she admits to being a big ol' masterbater.

"What else? Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That's all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two."