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Want to win the chance at living a crappy life? Farmer Wants a Wife offers such an opportunity. (Courtesy CW)

Ever feel like you're not shoveling enough shit? Well buck up — you could live the life of a farmer's wife — complete with boots crusted with dung and a 4 a.m. wake-up call. Get in line, ladies.

The CW will be airing a new reality show which features 10 city women who vie for the affections of a Missouri farmer. Of course, there will be wacky challenges and women with low self-esteem. Hey, its reality TV, baby. Already a hit in several European countries (but then again, so are Speedos and women with hairy pits), Farmer Wants a Wife will premiere tonight at 9 p.m. on the CW.

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