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Guy Ritchie is awesome. (Bauer Griffin Image)

In surprising news, according to the Daily Mail, Guy Ritchie was actually less of a pussy than we all thought during his 10-year prison sentence marriage to Madonna. In fact, Madonna's lawyers are claiming that he ridiculed the skeletal Queen of Pop making her feel, "worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated." He allegedly emotionally abused her when he told her she looked like a "granny" on stage (snicker), that she couldn't act (true) and that she was "past it" after she turned 50 (rad). Hey, is it "emotional abuse" if it's true?

The Daily Mail reports, "It might seem incredible that Madonna should be suggesting Guy was the dominant one in this marriage and that she was somehow the belittled party. But the thing about divorce is that there are always two very different perceptions of what went on.It frequently happens when the wife sits down with her legal team and starts working out a strategy to build a picture of the husband being some kind of unreasonable belligerent monster. The lawyers concentrate on a few regrettable incidents or exchanges and form a picture of the husband based just on that and all the good times are forgotten.

“In this case, Guy has come out rather badly. They concentrate on the belittling comments Guy has made to Madonna. There were times where he would ridicule her humour and say how Americans had no sense of humour. He would laugh sarcastically at her jokes and take the mickey out of her in front of other people. Also brought up are times when they went out for a meal where Madonna would accuse him of eyeing up a waitress."