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Guy Ritchie is rich, beyatch! (Bauer Griffin Image)

Guy Ritchie scored some major cash from his soon to be ex, Madonna. The AP reports that Madonna settled with Ritchie for "at least 50 million pounds," which converts to about $77 million. This figure includes the values of the couple's Ashcombe home in England.

Madonna's mouthpiece, Liz Rosenberg, said that while the financial part of the settlement has been agreed upon, the child custody arrangements have yet to be finalized.

She added, "I'd assume it's one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement."

Ritchie, who probably did suffer through a really crappy marriage, at first told the media he didn't want "a penny" of Madonna's money. However, it turns out he was fibbing a bit – oh, by about $77 million. Well, what are ten years of your dick in a jar under the sink worth to you? Your Bodog Beat editors figure $77 million sounds about right.