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In shocking news, Heather Mills' publicist claims the divorcee is apparently difficult. (AP Images)

Who would have thought that Heather Mills would be a beast to work for? That news blows our minds. Apparently, Mills' publicist did the opposite of what her job entails and publicly slammed her former client.

After working for Mills for four years, publicist Michelle Elyzabeth finally ended her working relationship with Mills because, shocker, Mills sucks the big one. Elyzabeth told Extra:

"After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me "stupid." I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again.'

"I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her."

Telling Heather Mills she's "not God" is probably just like telling Mr. T he's "not tough." Pity the fool.