Bodog Beat

Today marks the end of an era filled with parties, boobs and more boobs. (AP Images)

In sad news today, Hugh Hefner announced that is finally retiring his party hat. Yes, the man who has dedicated his life's work in pursuit of breasts, is no longer sharing.

Fox news reports, "After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs. A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: 'Who knows what will happen in a year from now?'"

This story comes on the heels of the report that Hefner has become totally enamored with Ukrainian model Dasha Astafieva, royally pissing off his top three playmates, Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt. Could Hef be wanting to settle down? Have they fumigated the pool?

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