Hulk Hogan Could Pull an O.J. Simpson

by Elizabeth Fairview | April 15th, 2009

Hulk Hogan makes some threats during a recent interview. (Superficial Images)

Hulk Hogan is displeased with the state of things right now. His douchebag ex wife, Linda Bollea, and her 19-year-old douchebag boyfriend Charlie Hill, are making the Hulkster have murderous thoughts. Linda has apparently been blowing Hulk's money with her teenaged boyfriend, who has been driving around Hulk's car and living in his house. Now Hulk feels the burn and it's making him see red – just like our favorite murder boy O.J. Simpson!

Hulk Hogan (a.k.a Terry Bollea) recently told Page Six, "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife. I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Now if the Hulk has any plans of actually carrying out an O.J.-like plans, he's kind of wrecked the element of surprise. Before O.J. allegedly did it, he didn't announce it in Page Six first. The Hulk has a lot to learn. Sigh.