Jessica Simpson Does the Grand Ole Opry

by Laura Gosselin | September 8th, 2008

Apparently, Southerners don't like melons. (YouTube Video)

Jessica Simpson performed her country single Come On Over at the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday and the audience complained, yes complained, about the enormity of her breasts.

People reports: "Audience members, it seemed, couldn't believe her costume choice. 'I think she should have put some clothes on,' one viewer said. While another one responded to how she liked Simpson's performance with: 'I loved that new girl, Crystal [Shawanda] – and she was dressed appropriately.'"

Hey people, stop complaining about plunging necklines. There's so much more to complain about in this world, like, unplunging necklines.