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John McCain sometimes forgets where he is and who he's talking to. (Courtesy YouTube)

Republican frontrunner John McCain had a senior moment in Texas yesterday when he told the crowd he was a liberal. Wha?

"I will conduct a respectful debate," McCain told the crowd in Richardson, Texas. "Now, it will be spirited because there are stark differences. I am a proud conservative, liberal Republica— conservative Republican," he corrected himself.

McCain then went to Denny's for the Early Bird Special and ordered Moons Over My Hammy® before the 4 p.m. running of the blue hairs.

Bodog's oddsmakers give McCain 3/2 odds of becoming the next president. Bet on the election now. If McCain does win, let's hope he remembers what he's won. He might try to cash in his lottery ticket at 7-11 rather than showing up for Inauguration Day.