John Travolta Pilots Plane to Gagville

The heavily botoxed John Travolta flaps his gums and makes us want to hurt him. (AP Images)
In the wake of the sad passing of Heath Ledger, a lot of celebrities been weighing in with their thoughts. Some solicited, others not so much. However, one guy who keeps piping up about it, is the creepy John Travolta. The actor told Australia's Woman's Day:
"I would give back all my awards and all my nominations just to have him back."
All of your awards and nominations? No, really John. Keep them. They're special just like you.
BE FREE!
Dear John,
Leave the cult. No one cares about your personal life.