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Josh Hartnett got his rocks off at a library. (Weinstein Company Image)

While all of us were chowing on hot dogs at boring family BBQ's, actor Josh Hartnett apparently spent his Labor Day weekend festivities banging some broad in a hotel library, according to reports. And, lucky for us, hotel security cameras were rolling so a sex tape could be in the process of being cut. Can we get a hoo raah?

MSNBC reports, "Hartnett and an unnamed female friend allegedly provided a SoHo hotel staff with unexpected evening’s worth of awkward entertainment. According to a source, Josh and his companion entered what they believed was a secluded area of the hotel, a little-used library, and drew the curtains before getting cozy. 'Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy,' said the source who watched to actor’s actions on the hotel’s monitor. 'Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place — the library included.'

Several members of the hotel staff huddled around the monitor, but the source said, 'No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.'"

Yeah right - awkward silence? We're sure there were high fives all around. Who do you think you're kidding, hotel staff?