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Kate Hudson gets kinky in her bathroom. (Warner Bros. Images)

Again, it's a slow news day, folks. It seems that celebrities are taking the weekend off from their usual antics. Thus, there are no DUI's. No sex tapes. No one is suing anyone else. All I've got this weekend is Michael Jackson's nose is in danger of falling off – and, well, this crummy post about Kate Hudson installing a stripper pole in the shitter. My apologies.

So apparently – sigh – Hudson has had a stripper pole installed in her bathroom. Because, obviously the bathroom is the sexiest room in the house. Especially after enchiladas.

US Weekly reports, "'She’s so proud of it,' said the insider. 'She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.'"

Let's just get this out there: Chicks with stripper poles are dull. Their low self-esteem and need for attention is manifested in putting a giant pole in their home so they can swing around while people watch. "Ohhh look at me! I'm such a slut! (giggle, giggle)."