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"A $350 dog collar? Yes please! I'll take four." (Courtesy Universal Pictures)

Katherine Heigl spends her money in retarded places, pissing away cash on the dumbest crap ever.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that the star of 27 Dresses loves to shop and that she "also loves to buy things for her four dogs — Weezer, Stella, Romeo and Piper. According to a pal, she recently treated them all to pricey Hermès dog collars that sell for more than $350 each. That’s not all. The insider says that Heigl, 29, spoils her pooches — they drink filtered water, eat gourmet food and even have their own cashmere doggy blankets.”

You know what the worst part of that quote is? "She recently treated them all to pricey Hermès dog collars," like the dog knows it's being "treated" to a over-priced piece of shit dog collar. Fuck. If Hermes made couture tampons for $90 a pop, you know idiots like Heigl would be first in line to shove the name-brand suppository up her hoo haah.

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