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Keanu Reeves knows kung fu - and how to make love children. (Fox Images)

So it's a slow news day, folks – but this story is all we got. Apparently, Keanu Reeves has some Canadian love children, well, they're not exactly children – Canadian love adults? A woman from Canada, Karen Sala, has requested a court-ordered DNA sample from Reeves to prove he's the father of one, if not four, of her children. Apparently she got around back in the day and admits she's not sure which ones. Here's the kicker: they aren't even children anymore – ranging from ages 20 to 25.

Keanu and his reps think the story is bogus and are also wondering why the woman has come forward twenty-plus years after the kids were born.

The Toronto Star reports, "ith her children, aged 20 to 25, in post-secondary schools, Sala said she could use financial support to help them complete their education. Sala said her children would like to know the truth about who their father is and she is launching the suit to seek closure.

'They grew up with the ex's family always saying they weren't his, so they had to contend with that,' she said."

Obviously, Sala is sniffing around for a buttload of money, seeking child support of a whopping $150,000 per month, retroactive to June 1988, as well as $3 million per month in spousal support retroactive to November 2006. Don't you have to have been married to get spousal support? Sala also said that she and Reeves had a sexual relationship before and during her bad marriage.