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Kim Kardashian would like a cute, new accessory. (Wikimedia Images)

Gah! Who is that Frankenwhore sneaking up behind Kim Kardashian? Oh, it's Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin. She spends a lot of money to look that nasty, people. Moving on, apparently, with her sister Kourtney earning some press for getting knocked up and her other sister Klohe Kardashian getting all the attention for a quickie marriage to Lamar Odom, Kim is feeling left out. Therefore, she wants a baby. Weee!

Life and Style reports, "'Kim is selling her condo so she and Reggie can buy a home together in Los Angeles,' her friend says. And the prospect of having a big house has Kim thinking about how she and Reggie will fill it. 'I want a lot of kids,' Kim tells Life & Style. 'Maybe five or six. A mix of both boys and girls.'"

So I'll agree that the title of this post may be misleading because as far as we know Kim is not pregnant, but Google Trends dictates that the "Kim Kardashian Pregnant" search query is "on fire" and well, it beefs up our traffic. Sorry if you came to this post hoping beyond hopes that Kim is pregant. I don't know why you care. I also don't know why Kim is famous. Something to do with her junk?

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