Kim Kardashian Twitters Over Bad Sunburn

by Elizabeth Fairview | April 18th, 2009

Proof that Kim Kardashian wears stupid sunglasses. (Kim Kardashian Images)

Yes, it's a slow news day, folks. Nothing is going on. Not one celebrity DUI, not a nip slip or wardrobe malfunction to speak of. So without further ado, may we humbly present to you the breaking news of the day: Kim Kardashian gets a bad tan. You're welcome.

While vacationing in Mexico, Kim Kardashian raved on her Twitter account, "PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!"

Now we're not exactly sure how to help Ms. Kardashian aside from warning her not to wear redonkulous sunglasses. Also, she can stay in Mexico. That would be good for everyone – besides Mexicans.