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The Hills star Lauren Conrad has been enlisted by the NHL to spread her pearls of hockey wisdom among us mere mortals. (Courtesy MTV)

The NHL has turned to The Hills ummm… "actress" Lauren Conrad to spread the hockey word via a poorly written hockey blog. Because, you know, professional writers who actually know about the sport are way overpaid.

Here's everything you ever wanted to know about hockey… well, it's mostly about which parts of Orange County Lauren's lived in… but whateves… like, omg, Go Kings! Weeee!

Hi hockey fans!
My name is Lauren Conrad and I’m a casual hockey fan who has gotten into going to Kings games over the past 2 seasons. I’m blogging about the NHL playoffs because I LOVE live hockey and I thought this would be a fun way to get more involved with the Post-Season.
I grew up in Orange County but now live in LA, so its easier for me to get to Kings games and I’ve become a Kings fan. Funny enough though, I’ve been going to Kings games with friends I grew up with in Laguna Beach, in the heart of Ducks country.
Since the Kings are out of it, I’ll adopt my fellow Orange County Anaheim Ducks as my team for the playoffs. Is there anything you guys think I should know as I watch the Ducks?
Thanks for reading and I’ll talk to you soon. Enjoy the playoffs!
Lauren

Unless you are a fan of "places in Orange County," this blog will be of no use to you. Gah! It was almost as riveting as Amy Fisher's column. Yes, Amy Fisher had a column for the Long Island Press. Hey, if you shoot someone in the face, you too can be a published writer.

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