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Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to better herself and have toilet sex. (AP Images)

Nothing screams romance like a quick boink in the loo. Such is the life of the wannabe rockstar who settled for being movie star, Lindsay Lohan. And now, it seems like there are consequences for Lindsay's toilet sex. D'oh!

According to the Daily Mail, Lindsay's toilet sex heartthrob, Dead Stays Alive frontman, Tony Allen has a wife… who is steaming pissed that her husband is hooking up in a rehab crapper. Stephanie Allen, 28, the packaging heiress whose family makes McDonald's boxes, filed divorce papers last week in in Savannah, Georgia, naming Lohan as one of the precipitators of the divorce.

In her affidavit to the court Stephanie said: "My husband entered a drug rehabilitation centre in Utah… on or about July 11, 2007. After my husband's return from said rehabilitation I was bombarded by telephone call alerting me to the fact that my husband's conduct with another woman was on the internet and in gossip magazines."

The Daily Mail also cites that a friend of Stephanie reportedly said: "She has had it, period. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age."

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