Lindsay Lohan Driving Porn King's Ride

by Elizabeth Fairview | March 31st, 2009

Lindsay Lohan might be embarking on a new career. (AP Images)

With reports of Lindsay Lohan being broke ass, it was curious to see her driving around in a brand new $130,000 Maserati, which her assistant immediately crashed.

TMZ is reporting that Lohan's sweet, sweet ride actually belongs to porn king, Dennis DeSantis, producer of notable works such as Origami So Horny and Butt Sluts.

TMZ says, "No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car — but we're told there's no XXX catch."

A porn king who gives troubled, financially strapped actresses $130,000 Maseratis out of the goodness of his heart? That's about as real as Santa coming down your chimney to give you that High School Musical DVD you've always wanted.

And apparently, he didn't mind when her assistant crashed the car. Guess he figures she'll work it off.