Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?

by Elizabeth Fairview | May 12th, 2009

The Internet rumor mill is saying that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant. (AP images)

Now we at Bodog Beat aren't the types to spread rumors and we're saying this story is totally bogus, but because you guys are out there Googling it – alas, we have to write about it. So yeah, apparently Lindsay Lohan is pregnant (groan).

Rumor has it, Lohan went on a huge penis binge after she was dumped by girlfriend Samantha Ronson. By the way, I've always wanted to say "penis binge." Now I can die happy.

A source for Ian Undercover said, “She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”

In conclusion, we're not the Washington Post, but we do bring you dubious celebrity gossip, right? You're welcome!