Bodog Beat

All we can say is "ouch!" If you thought Lindsay Lohan had a chance at ever salvaging her movie career – well, folks, if this Fornarina commercial says anything at all (other than "click, pow, flash") it says, "Lohan's career officially over" and "cocaine is one hell of a drug."

There is something odd going on in this commercial. The weird triangles. The anal beads. The random words. It's kind of hypnotic. Like there's some weird subliminal messaging that will make us all want to suddenly run out and buy Jem and the Holograms outfits.

Also, even for this tacky clothing commercial her acting sucks. She looks awkward as hell at the end, like she knows this is going to be the next YouTube laughing stock. Well, she might be right.