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The self-proclaimed "White Oprah" is ready to whore out her entire family. (Photo Courtesy of strople at Flickr.com)

Lindsay Lohan's mom is a crazy-ass showmom. Dina Lohan's E! channel reality TV show, Living Lohan, is set to premiere this summer, according to US magazine. The show will mainly focus on Dina whoring out Lindsay's 14-year-old sister, Ali Lohan, as she tries to become a singer.

"Viewers will go inside the Lohan's Long Island home for the first time to follow Dina as she works double duty as mom and manager to help Ali try to follow in her big sister's famous footsteps," reads a press release for the show. "Dina is determined to help each of her four kis fulfill their dreams and refuses to live in fear of what others may think, despite being under the paparazzi microscope."

Lindsay's little sister is already craving the fame that got her older sister addicted to alcohol, flashing her vagina and public and going to rehab. "I want it so bad," Ali told Teen Vogue. "So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

And while Papa Lohan, Michael, wasn't there to support Lindsay (he was in jail), he's definitely there to support Ali. "This show could show Ali's ability and talents, and spring forward to launch her career," Michael told US. "Ali's got a lot of talent. She's a gorgeous girl, and can sing. She's animated and full of life."

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