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Madonna is ditching the British director for an All-American baseball douche. (Bodog Beat Image)

So as soon as the ink on the divorce papers has dried, Madonna and Alex Rodriguez will become a public item. We're thinking they'll be like the next Brangelina, perhaps even adopting a cutesy media name of their own - how about MadRod? Has a ring to it, no?

An inside source told Us magazine that Madonna is definitely with Alex Rodriguez.

Guy is not involved in this equation," the insider tells Usmagazine.com. "With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing."

While an A-Rod source says, "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever."

Apparently, the reason for all the secrecy is that Madonna doesn't want the divorce to affect her tour. Because you know, no one goes to see divorced pop stars these days. That is just scandalous!