Michael Phelps Hiding In Strip Clubs

by Elizabeth Fairview | February 18th, 2009

Michael Phelps is doing his best to go undercover. (AP Images)

America's beloved Michael Phelps is doing his best to stay off the radar by hiding out in titty bars. Phelps, who recently learned that it's a bad idea to take hits off bongs while strangers are taking pictures, wants to continue to party, but do it in a place where cameras are not allowed. Thus, he came up with the remarkable scheme of combining his love of partying with his love of boobies – all in a place where cameras are illegal.

Page Six reports, "A spy tells us the human dolphin recently had the windows of his Baltimore house tinted to prevent paparazzi from snapping shots of him at home. According to our source, Phelps has also been 'hiding out at strip clubs,' since they're the only places he can party with no pictures being taken."

So if you want to catch a glimpse of an all-American Olympic champ, head over to the nearest Captain Creams.