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Nadya Suleman just got her wish. (NBC Images)

As someone who just had a baby, I gotta say – how the fuck does Octomom Nadya Suleman survive? I don't care how much help she gets, changing diapers alone must be an all-day affair. And when TMZ has pictures of Suleman shopping at MAC, I really have to know what the hell is going on. Which is why a reality show starring the mother of 14 might actually get some viewers. We want to be flies on the wall at the home of this crazy bitch. We all want to know how the hell she can conceivably live her life without going mental. Or maybe she does go mental – which would also make for great TV.

It's no secret that Suleman has been trying to turn her crazy situation into a cash cow, and now it seems her wish has come true, as the octuplet mother has signed agreements with European production company Eyeworks for each of her 14 children to earn $250 a day to star in a reality television show. Fifteen percent of their earnings will be put into a trust account that Suleman can't get her meaty fingers on.

Needless to say, exploiting the situation is turning into the windfall Suleman was hoping for. The question is: Will you be watching?