National Enquirer Reports Cindy McCain Cheating

by Elizabeth Fairview | November 12th, 2008

Cindy McCain has reportedly been caught canoodling. (Wikimedia Image)

Take this story for the grain of salt that it is, but apparently, The National Enquirer is reporting that they've caught Cindy McCain cheating red-handed. The proof they have comes in the form of a grainy picture taken at the Tempe Music Festival. Another witness caught them making out at a Moody Blues concert.

The Enquirer reports, "That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock – and snapped photos – as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles 'a washed-up '80s rock musician.'"

A McCain spokesperson declined comment. Normally, we wouldn't believe the Enquirer, however – they did get this right.