Bodog Beat

Oprah drank a lot of holy water and then endured Obama's victory speech. (Flickr Images)

An emergency situation happened during Barack Obama's acceptance speech in Chicago on Tuesday night. Oprah Winfrey had to take a whizz. And – to her shock and horror – there were no gold-plated lavatories around – just dirty, Chicago port-a-potties. It was the first time in her life her ass had ever touched one. The horror, the horror. 

Starpulse reports, "Millions of Americans saw the talk show queen in tears during Obama’s moving post-election speech in Chicago, Illinois’ Grant Park – and Winfrey was so determined not to miss a word, she kept her legs crossed and dashed for a porta-potty as the new President left the stage.

She says, 'In all these years at every event, I’ve said, ‘No, I’m not going to do the porta-potty’ but I said I better use it.'"

See, Barack – Americans are already starting to make the sacrifices you asked of them. If Oprah using a port-a-potty isn't a huge sacrifice, I don't know what is.