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Yes, Oprah is again giving out free shit. (AP Images)

Oprah Winfrey is whoring out her show for her infamous "Favorite Things" episode, wherein the viewer gets to watch screaming Oprah audience members get a bunch of free crap — like a $4,000 fridge.

For the top-secret episode, Oprah traveled to Macon, Ga., the city that had provided her with the highest ratings since 1986. She told the audience members that they were there to tape the first in a series of shows about hometowns across America. Then she revealed they were at her amazingly popular "Favorite Things" show.

"I wanted to say 'thank you.' So my friends not only did you get the hottest ticket in town today, you got the hottest ticket in television," she told the audience. "It's my favorite things 2007!"

For their reward, Oprah showered them with gifts she was advertising, which totaled approximately $7,250 per person. Cue crowd frenzy. Cue screaming women. Cue sobbing. Cue high fives. Cue consumerism.