Pamela Anderson Marriage Officially Over

by Bodog Beat News Ticker  |  March 25th, 2008

Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson dropped another husband. (AP Images)

Pamela “Big Tits Magee” Anderson recently had her third marriage annulled. The most recent victim of Anderson’s drive-by nuptials was poker pro Rick Salomon.

The official reason listed for the annulment was fraud. Apparently Salomon found out that the boobs were fake. Listen Rick, when a woman’s breasts hit her in the face when she’s jogging… that’s a tell that something’s not right.

The couple were married on Oct. 6 in Vegas. Anderson had stated on the Ellen show that they had begun their relationship as payment since Salomon had helped her with debts she “racked” up while playing poker.

“I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love,” Anderson told Ellen.

Apparently their little prostitutional arrangement flourished into what is now clearly a romance of epic proportions. And people say you can’t marry your hooker? Pashaw!

Anderson’s previous marriages were to Tommy Lee of Motley Crue infamy and Kid Rock of the local trailer park.

Salomon is best known for being the man behind the wiener in one of Paris Hilton’s sex tapes. Combine that info with the fact that Anderson has Hepatitis and you’ve got yourself one gross dude. In fact if the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse go out riding tomorrow and Pestilence finds himself a little under the weather, we’re pretty sure Salomon could strap on the chaps and take over.

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