Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt Attempt Bathroom Sex

by Elizabeth Fairview  |  May 26th, 2009

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was kicked off a boat for being a dirty birdy. (AP Images)

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were booted from a swanky boat party because basically, they can't act like civilized adults. Recently at Cannes, the D-listers managed to score an invite on Elton John's close friend David Furnish's boat, but things went awry when they tried to have white trash bathroom sex.

The Mirror reports, "As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking.

'They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. Everyone congratulated the captain.'"

Nicely done, Captain. Paris should be kicked out of more places for being a dirty birdy. I mean, when people go out to have a good time, they don't want to see yucky shit like this.

 
 
 

 

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  1. Posted By kayvan
    May 27th, 2009 at 1:58 am

    true what a dumb bitch… feels good to know her low class behaviors are considered in general as unacceptable.. hope not too many teen girls fall for her shit

  2. Posted By arton_006@hotmail.com
    May 31st, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    haja