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Paris Hilton kisses buh-bye to political correctness. (AP Images)

In Paris Hilton's never-ending quest to do good, the celebutant has slipped up and offended little people. While in Russia, the sex-tape actress asked to "adopt" a group of actors all under 4 feet, and none of them found that very funny.

The Daily Star reports that Paris stopped at a candy shop featuring little people playing Smurfs. A witness told the Daily Star, "I don't know if Paris had been on the mulled wine when she saw the [actors]. We heard her saying, 'Oh my, real live Smurfs. I always wanted one when I was a kid' before turning to her pal and asking, 'Can I take them home?'" Then she added, "I didn't realize that this is where they came from."

Apparently Paris bent down to look at them and began talking to the group of actors in a babyish voice, which ticked off the little people even more. "One of them just flipped out and started shouting at Paris," the witness said. "He obviously spoke fluent English and told her in no uncertain terms that he was a grown man and that she was being very patronizing."

Wow, did Paris not just save a little person from a group dressed as Oompa Loompas at a Miami club last week? Why is Paris hanging out with people half her size anyways? Maybe it's a new fetish she has.