Paris Hilton Prison Novel, Chapter 1: Cavity Search

Although the New York Post reported that Paris "didn't have to spread 'em," TMZ has learned that Paris was forced to endure the dreaded cavity search. (Photos Courtesy AP Images and Warner Bros.)
Paris' lawyer, Richard Hutton said, "Her attitude is, 'I'm going to come in here, I'm going to do my time, I'm going to get it over with and I'm going to show the world who I really am.'"
However, reportedly Paris Hilton is having a rougher time than her attorney leads on. After a humiliating cavity search, a source told our friends over at TMZ, "Paris is scared. She has been crying on the phone, saying she's not sleeping or eating," adding, "Paris says her cell is freezing cold. She has three little blankets and no pillow. She's using one of the blankets as a pillow."
"Paris says she has no appetite and has eaten almost nothing. She's called her lawyer and family, but found it really hard to talk because there's a recording in the background telling her, 'You have one minute left. This call is being recorded."
Speaking of the phone call, the New York Post reported that inmate # 9818783 (a.k.a Paris) was not used to making collect calls and a sergeant had to help her. For all her woes however, reportedly the attitude of the inmates has turned from annoyed to sympathetic and they have been attempting to cheer Paris up by voicing their support for her.
As she returned to her cell, prisoners struck up a chant of, "Paris! Paris! Paris!"
Another inmate made her an origami butterfly and slid it under her door. She was also given a drawing book. On Tuesday, deputies refused a delivery of dozen red roses and a fruit basket with apples, oranges and a pineapple for Hilton. The card read: "I hope you're OK. Call me when you can. Don't feel bad, remember you're Paris Hilton."
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