Paris Hilton Smells Like Fish

by Elizabeth Fairview | August 22nd, 2009

Paris Hilton is getting smelly on us. (Superficial Images)

With the economy struggling to make a comeback, Paris Hilton is marketing her new perfume "Siren." For the marketing campaign, Hilton dresses up like a smelly fish mermaid. We're not sure who in their right mind would want to smell like Paris Hilton, unless you like the odor of 2 a.m. bar stink.

Hilton started promoting last month at the US FiFi Awards where she won the Female Celebrity Fragrance of the Year award, which we're sure is pretty fucking prestigious.

Siren, which is scheduled to be released next month, contains notes of mandarin, armpit apricot and assfoot frangipani together with honeysuckle, smelly nuts coconut orchid and vajay jay water lily on a dildo woody vanilla and puke musk base.