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Prince William was snapped during some private time. (Wikimedia Image)

Prince William was photographed pissing at a polo match and Perez Hilton got a hold of the image. Such was the insatiable demand for royal cock, the Perez website went down due to traffic overload. That's some powerful junk!

Your pervy Bodog Beat editors have not yet looked at the picture (loading time was way too long), but if you've got some time and zero shame, you can find it at the Perez website here.

We checked Perez's comments section to see what readers were saying about the royal dick and here are our favorites:

One wiley gawker writes, "Wow. It looked like a big thumb!" while another says, "Ha ha so that's the royal plonker?"

Frustrated Perez readers wrote, "I can't see the dick pic, what's the prob?? Is it b/c I'm not 18 yet?" and "OMG! its not working !!! I want to see his ginger shnapp!!"